A friend just sent me this in an email. Made me smile. Hopefully you'll get a chuckle too...
Obama,
always trying to be "Presidential," responded:
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
As
Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Obama
strides
to a
warm and dignified
reception
from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent
17th
century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards
Buckingham Palace,
waving
to the thousands of cheering
Britons;
all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the
British
Empire . The smell is so atrocious that both passengers
in
the carriage, must use handkerchiefs
over
their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of
State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen politely turns to President Obama and says:
"Mr President, please accept my deepest regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
The Queen politely turns to President Obama and says:
"Mr President, please accept my deepest regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
