Lost Book of the Bible???

OK, this has very little to do with me or dog shows but a dear friend sent this to me.  I don't do 'mass email forwardings' but this is really worth reading...if you need a laugh.  I don't know the author, obviously someone with a good imagination and some time on their hands.  Enjoy!

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy.

Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.  

  And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.  

    To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew.  It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

 

    And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

 

    And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

 

    And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."  And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.

 

He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

 

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

 

"YAHOO," said Abraham.

 

And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

 

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

 

It soon became known as Good Old Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

 

That is how it all began.  And that's the truth....

Is Animal Health Insurance better than People Health Insurance?

Some insurance companies are better than others, some veterinarians are decidedly better than others, as are people doctors, or any profession, really.  But a vet has to rely on what a dog's body tells them with the interpretation/observation or lack thereof, of the owner.  Kind of like taking a baby to a pediatrician.  The doctor has to know what questions to ask to get the most information possible.

We have a couple of really awesome vets and are very happy to drive by at least 30 other veterinarians to get there, and feel very lucky to have found them both.  They work well together and are both open to new ideas and additional input, and most of all they encourage questions and learning, rather than giving us the 'attitude' of "I'm the vet, how dare you question me?"

This is not about vets, or even about people doctors as compared to vets.  If I took my dog to the vet for a surgical procedure that needed post-surgical monitoring for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours, my dog would stay at the veterinarian's clinic for that time period if no one capable of this could be with my dog for that time frame.  If it was a Black Russian who I could not lift into the van, if need be, he would stay there.  If I had to work during that time, he would stay there.  If I did not feel that I could adequately monitor my dog for that time period, for whatever reason, he would stay in the vet clinic.  No questions asked.  And the animal health insurance companies allow pretty much whatever the vets say is required.

Now, PEOPLE, on the other hand, are a completely different story.  When I had major surgery several years ago, my doctor had to fight with the insurance company for over 2 years to get them to approve it, because someone of my 'young' age should not need it, and I wasn't in continuous pain 24-7 at a level of 8+, thank goodness.   Then when they weren't ready to discharge me after 24 hours, another insurance company fight ensued.  The primary doctor for my condition stood her ground though.  I ended up being in the hospital almost a week, then 8 weeks at home.  A good time was not had by all.  But I digress...

I am just amazed at how many 'procedures' are now outpatient, but you are supposed to have someone with you for 24 to 48 hours, you can't lift more than 5 lbs (my purse weighs 6), no stairs, etc.  Because we have a full flight of stairs at our house, I had to take Dave to a hotel for several days after his surgery early this year until he could do stairs.  Today I am sitting in a doctor's waiting room while my sister has surgery on her varicose veins.  OK, nobody tell her that I told.  My point is that this should be something in the hospital, but insurance companies have deemed it an 'outpatient procedure' not a 'surgery.'  It comes with a lot of possible side effects, including death.  She had to do her own prep on her leg at home, starting 2 1/2 hours before her check in time.  She can't sit up, or even in a recliner afterwards.  I guess I should have brought the big van and laid her out on a gurney in the back, then hoisted up the stairs at her house on it.  She is supposed to have help getting up and down stairs, even off of the bed, no lifting, bending, etc, for at least 48 hours after the 'procedure' is complete.  She is to return to the doctor in 72 hours for a followup, but if she gets a blood clot in between time, she should go to the emergency room.  How exactly does one know if one has a blood clot?  Stroke, Heart Attack, what???  I don't know about her co-pay, but mine is $300.  So when Dave had his knee surgery and the leg started to get hot and swell the next day, we spent hours and $300 to go to the emergency room for them to say 'Yes, it's swelling.  No, it shouldn't be doing that.  Have you called your doctor?"  Do they think we ended up here because we wanted to?   AAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!  sorry, digressing again...

Back to today.  What do people do who don't have someone to drive them to their appointment, home when they are finally done, and patient-sit them with them for the hours or days?  The doctors won't admit them because insurance won't pay for it.  They won't pay for a nurse to come to the house.  What DO those poor people do?

Thanks for letting me vent.  

Do Kennel Clubs Favor Professional Handlers?

OK, I know, we all think that they do, and the judges do, yada, yada, yada. 

What I am referring to this time is Reserved Grooming.  Many Professional Handlers generally know months ahead of time what shows they will be attending, or at least have it narrowed down and have a few on their radar.  They go to certain shows year in and year out no matter who the judges are or what dogs they are showing.  These people will be sending in their reserved grooming reservations as soon as they 'open.'  Many of us, however, have to juggle funds, work schedules, etc., and don't know until the day of closing whether or not we will be attending a show on a specific weekend.  So what's with this trend of closing the reserved grooming reservations a week or two before the show closes?  It's not like they have 4,000 entries to worry about.  The clubs know how many spaces they have available, they should have a list with a corresponding chart.  It's not rocket science.  It's fill-in-the-blanks.  Give it to someone in 1st grade and tell them to put a name from this pile of papers into each square and let you know when it is full.  Why do they need 3 or 4 weeks to do this?  The show generally closes 17 days prior to a 2 day show.  Why not give at least until the end of the week of closing.  This gives exhibitors until the Wednesday of closing to make their decision, make their entries, and get the reservation in the mail to you in time to arrive 2 weeks prior to the show.  Can't do it, don't have a person willing to do it?  Call me?  I volunteer!  You pay for the PO Box and my expenses to get to the show site and I will organize it for you. 

I loved being able to pay using paypal a few weeks ago to pay on the last day for reserved grooming.

Clubs you need to remember where most of your entries come from:  The owner/handler who has a real job, and a real life (most of the time).  We can't always work things out that much in advance, nor can we afford to send the money in for grooming (no refunds, of course) and then not be able to attend the show.  We don't want to see that we will automatically be stuck outside grooming just because we didn't get the reservation form in the mail yesterday.  With the threat of that, I won't be entering my dogs in your show.  The easier you make it for people, the more people will come, and the more money you will make. 

Kishwaukee Kennel Club, Belvidere, IL July 13 & 14, 2013

BICHON FRISE

Pumpkin - NEW CHAMPION Bejewel's Ain't She Sweet

Winners Bitch both days !!!

Congratulations to Breeder/Owner/Handler Carolyn Knuth!

Thank You Judges Elizabeth Muthard and Nancy Smith-Hafner

"Pumpkin"
CH Bejewel's Ain't She Sweet
Pictured with Judge Betsy Dale and Handler David Scheiris
Wheaton, IL  June 2013

"Pumpkin"
CH Bejewel's Ain't She Sweet
Pictured with Judge Chuck Winslow and Handler David Scheiris
Wheaton, IL  June 2013

Are We Expecting Too Much?

As exhibitors we train and groom our dogs, pay the entry fee, travel to the show, pay for hotels, sometimes have to pay for grooming space and parking at the show.  Generally hundreds of dollars for a weekend.  More if we have to take off of work early to be there on time or go in late on Monday because of the long drive.  It costs us even more if we hire a handler.  Yes, it is our choice.   That choice was made based on certain assumptions:  The assumption that the the show site will be clean and safe for us and our dogs.  The assumption that the club will be supportive, open to suggestions, and dare I say it...cheerful!  And, for the sake of time, last but not least...the assumption that the judges will be fair, non-political, and judge the dogs based on their merit according to the standard for that breed.  That would include the assumption that the judge actually knows what breed they are judging and have read and familiarized themselves with the standard.

I have seen both sides of the latter.  At a show way back in the '90s, my friend Peggy Carr got a Group 1 on Dustin, her very special Dandy Dinmont.  There was a delay for Best in Show, then we realized that the Best in Show Judge had pulled out the standard for the breed because he had never judged them.  He wanted to give her the fairest shot that he could by studying the standard so he had some current knowledge on what they should be.  That judge immediately earned the respect of everyone there.  In my opinion she should have won BIS since that was the best dog of that breed the dog had ever seen, but it didn't happen. :(  Dustin was still an awesome dog. 

On the flip side, with Havanese, at a Toy Specialty, Judge Jackie Stacy lifted up the braids on a bitch Dave was showing and dropping the braids exclaimed with what sounded like confusion or disgust, "What's this?!?  Does the standard even allow these?"  You could hear her outside of the ring!  What a horrible comment to make.  Not only to offend exhibitors, but to broadcast your lack of knowledge of the standard.  Well, Dave was diplomatic, but at that point, I would have figured that I was losing anyway and would have told her that I would wait so she could go read the standard.  I guess that's why he's the professional.

Mr/Ms Judge:  Even if it has been a while since you have judged a breed, the breeds and counts are posted, and as a judge you can request the composition of your assignment prior to judging to give you time to familiarize yourself with the standard of those breeds you may not have judged in a while.  Or in the case of a Miscellaneous or Open show, you may never have even seen, let alone had your hands on or judged - do a service to the exhibitors and yourself - re-read the correct standard.  If you don't have a copy, contact the Parent Club or AKC and get it.

If you have followed this blog, even in the last few weeks, you know how well Dudley has been doing.  Well, poor Studley Dudley, didn't even win his class at the Saturday afternoon show under Judge Michael Greenberg.  

Our breeder spoke with the judge afterwards and Mr. Greenberg's comments included the following.  Mr. Greenberg is certified by the AKC to judge 5 Herding breeds, Miscellaneous, and Juniors:
"Well, he doesn't move like a Basset"  -
        Mr. Greenberg, while 'Basset' may be in the name of the breed, he is not a Basset Hound!  Below is from the AKC Standard for the Basset Hound.  
Gait
The Basset Hound moves in a smooth, powerful, and effortless manner. Being a scenting dog with short legs, it holds its nose low to the ground. Its gait is absolutely true with perfect coordination between the front and hind legs, and it moves in a straight line with hind feet following in line with the front feet, the hocks well bent with no stiffness of action. The front legs do not paddle, weave, or overlap, and the elbows must lie close to the body. Going away, the hind legs are parallel.
When was the last time you say a Basset going around the Group or Best in Show ring with his nose to the ground? The judges interpret it however they want, and that is what we are stuck with, we just hope the Parent Club writes a good standard, and the judges read it.
"According to the FCI standard...they are supposed to move like a Basset Hound...etc"
         This is the AKC.  However we have all shown puppies, and a few adults who do move around with their noses low to the ground!  So maybe that is what he was going on.

The FCI standard does not compare the GBGV with a Basset Hound.

FCI GBGV:

GAIT / MOVEMENT  : The dog in action must give an impression of resistance and ease; the movement must be free and harmonious.

FCI BASSET HOUND:

GAIT / MOVEMENT: Most important to ensure that the hound is fit for purpose. Smooth, powerful and effortless action with forelegs reaching well forward and hind legs showing powerful thrust, hound moving true both front and rear. Hocks and stifles never stiff in movement, nor must any toes be dragged.

     
"His front and rear aren't like a Basset"
      Again - Not a Basset Hound - none of the GBGVs there had Basset fronts or rears.
Something about his coat and a Basset
      Let's see - the puppies have a smooth coat - kind of like a Basset, the adults do not.  Mr. Greenberg put up two bouncy puppies over some very nice adults.  

Sidekick's Dudley Do Right
Dudley at 3 months
with smooth soft puppy coat

Sidekick's Dudley Do Right
Dudley at 7 weeks
Soft squishy puppy

Sidekick's Dudley Do Right
Dudley at 16 months
Scruffy, semi-hard & kind of wiry young adult coat

No matter who would have won yesterday, without the Greenberg comments, I would not be on this rant right now, but with stupid ignorant comments, my fingers just had to type.  

To All Judges:  All we ask is that you don't take your assignments lightly.  Your awards determine breeding stock.  Whether you really understand it or not, you determine the future of the breeds that you judge.  When you put up an inferior dog (say a 16" Bichon), that dog is only being shown because the breeder doesn't care and wants a championship so they can breed giant Bichons and sell them as 'champion sired.'  Many of you will consistently overlook a small bitch, within the standard, over a bigger, less correct dog, purely based on size, (because if it's a working dog bigger must be better).  Then there are those who judge based on handler rather than conformation.  That hurts all of us.  It hurts the sport, the competitors, and most importantly the future of the breed.  You get paid to be there, we exhibitors pay for your 'expertise.'  It costs us much more than that $30 entry fee to present our dogs to you.  Please do us the service that you are paid for.  Please know the standard.  If you have questions, read it again, even refer to it in the ring if you need to.  Don't rely on just one breeder to 'mentor' you, but ask your questions of many people, then form your own opinion.  Be consistent.  We know judges that consistently will put up Joe Schmoe even if he walks into the ring with a 3 legged pot bellied pig.  And we know judges that don't give a rat's a** who is holding the lead as long as it's a good dog.  We really enjoy showing to those judges, and will travel far to find them, but we will only show our best dogs to them.  In my opinion, all judges should strive to have people think that highly of them.  

Good Luck to us all. 

Congratulations to Corey & Brent

Congratulations to Dudley's breeders Corey Benedict and Brent Humphrey on their wins this afternoon.  Their GBGV puppy dog and puppy bitch went Best of Breed and Best of Opposite for points towards their Certificate of Merit at the Stafford, VA Open Show this afternoon under Judge Michael Greenberg.

Dudley Does it Again !!!

Sidekick's Dudley Do Right - Dudley 

What a dog!  He can show and win:  A Best Puppy in Show and multiple Group Placements with me at the IABCA shows last year.  Two Bests in Match with Dave.  Two Group 1s and a Best in Show with Bea, and now a Group 1 with Junior Handler Sierra Wilson at the Stafford, VA morning show today under Judge Rebekah Anthony.  Fingers and toes crossed for the rest of the weekend!  

Roaring Fork Kennel Club, Eagle, CO July 13 & 14, 2013

HAVANESE

Cera - That's No Special Effects Required
       a Desi X Boo baby

Cera was Winners Bitch and Best of Opposite both days in Eagle, CO under Judges Helen Lee James and Jon Cole. 

Congratulations to owners Pat & David Foose !!!

"Cera"
That's No Special Effects Required
Judge Eugene Blake show by owner David FoosePlum Creek Kennel Club

Dudley Photos...FINALLY

Our Grand Basset Griffon Vendeen, Sidekick's Dudley Do Right is the first GBGV to have a Best in Show in an AKC Show. 

At the tender age of 3 1/2 months Dudley went Best Puppy in Show at the IABCA Shows in June 2013, with multiple Group and Puppy Group Wins. 

At the Miniature American Shepherd Club of the USA Open Shows in June, Dudley won the FSS Group the first day under Judge Pat Hastings and winning the FSS Group and going Best in Show on the 2nd day under Judge Ray Filburn.  

Dudley was shown by our dear friend Bea Picard, who was visiting with her Chinese Cresteds.  I think she did a pretty good job for her first time showing a hound dog!  We are very grateful to Bea for her help.

Group 1 - Miniature American Shepherd Club Open Show
SIDEKICK'S DUDLEY DO RIGHT
JUDGE PAT HASTINGS 
SHOWN BY BEA PICARD

FIRST AKC BEST IN SHOW FOR A GBGV
SIDEKICK'S DUDLEY DO RIGHT
JUDGE RAYMOND FILBURN 
SHOWN BY BEA PICARD, pictured with owner David Scheiris

Special thanks to Dudley's breeders and co-owners Corey Benedict and Brent Humphrey for trusting us with this very special dog.  

Available Bichon Frise Puppy Boy - Bubba

DOB:  April 6, 2013
Betty X Mr. Mushnick
Pedigree information available on this blog.

Bubba:
What a sweet boy.  Dynamite coat and movement.  Bubba just wants to be loved, but would make a great show dog or a wonderful family pet.  

Available Bichon Boy Forrest

DOB:  April 6, 2013
Betty X Mr. Mushnick
More info on pedigree and parents on this blog.

Forrest:
Available to a companion only home, or for performance events, not conformation.  Poor Forrest, he's a one-nut wonder!

Available Bichon Puppy Girl Daisy

Betty X Mr. Mushnick
DOB:  April 6, 2013

Daisy:
Available for show or pet.  A little beauty!

Available Bichon Puppy Girl Minnie

DOB:  April 6, 2013
Betty X Mr. Mushnick

Minnie (still looking for her name):
Talk about cute!!!  She has an attitude and likes to be in charge.  Just ask her brothers!  Her front teeth may or may not be perfect.  If they turn out great she would be a dynamite show dog, if not, a fabulous pet, just waiting to be spoiled and travel everywhere with you in a designer bag! :)

Available Bichon Puppy Girls

Betty X Mr. Mushnick
DOB:  April 6, 2013
Photos taken July 16, 2013

Daisy:

Minnie:

That's Truly Scrumptious ...Now

Havanese Puppy Female...That't Truly Scrumptious
Panda X Mason
DOB:  March 28, 2013

That's Truly Scrumptious ...then

A Panda X Mason Puppy Girl
Born March 28, 2013
Photos taken May 11, 2013

Truly

Truly

Truly

Truly

Panda

Mason